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So I found out the vegan term for “kill two birds with one stone” is “feed two birds with one scone” and I think its the cutest thing ever

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hook-found-emma:

"It has been a long climb for Emma and Hook." 

hook-found-emma:

"It has been a long climb for Emma and Hook." 
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halacriska:

Interviewer: In Brazil, a research was made. Before telling the result, I want to know your opinion: Who is more beautiful? You or Kaka?

CR: The research was in Brazil, right? So, Kaka won (laughs)! I’m kidding, we’re great friends, we talk a lot with each other (…) He is a great companion! One of the people that I most enjoyed meeting in these times!

Interviewer: Kaka won, but the difference in votes was really small! You almost won it here in Brazil! (X)

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Floozies and Fools

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obsessedwithgermany:

Schweinski: the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen

obsessedwithgermany:

Schweinski: the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen

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Remember when: (x)

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foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

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wellsbones:

choebe:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bones Family! 

wellsbones:

choebe:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bones Family! 

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Cristiano & Sergio yesterday before kick-off ♥
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actionables:

calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour

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SOULMATE:

Line breaks: soul|mate

Pronounciation: /ˈsəʊlmeɪt
  • A person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs
  • A person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.
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unseresieben:

remember when 8/

Die Mannschaft being stupid dancing after training in South Africa

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amoretentia:

You know what sums up how much Petunia cut Lily out of her life and made sure she had nothing to do with her? She saw Sirius Black on the news and had NO IDEA that he was one of her sister’s best friends and Harry’s godfather

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tomhahardy:

yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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friend is still relevant and current 10 years after it ends